Hymnals - funny

I'm normally not into reading forwarded emails. I usually delete most of them. However, I read this one and thought it was pretty funny. I had to share.

Do you know your Hymns? This is GREAT!!!

When you go to  Church this weekend be sure to smile as you go through your Hymnals

Dentist's Hymn ................................Crown Him  with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn ......................There Shall Be Showers of  Blessings
Contractor's Hymn ..........................The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn ...........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn .........................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn. ....................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn ........................Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn ...................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn ........................Pass It On
The  Electrician's Hymn ..................Send The  Light
The Shopper's Hymn ......................Sweet Bye and Bye
The  Realtor's Hymn. ......................I've Got a  Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The  Massage Therapists Hymn ....He Touched  Me
The Doctor's Hymn .........................The Great Physician

AND for those who  speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph .....................God Will Take Care  of You
65mph .....................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph .....................This World Is Not  My Home
95mph .....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph ...................Precious  Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk